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She just compared herself to a sex doll.. pls someone bring me a gun

You're telling me not only was it a zucchini but it was also peeled.. ?!? Pls lord bby Jesus save me. I swear there goes my dinner. 🤢 slippin and sliding with a gd peeled zucchini. UTI waiting for her tomorrow... THEN YOU ADD A CANDY CANE IN HER ASS?!? I'm sryyyyy my girls, if I have to endure this YOU DO TOO!!!!!

I've barely gotten started and I'm so confused by the contradictions.

Comparing his dick to a cowboy hat🤠 with a serious frown might just do me in. I'm gonna go clean my eyes with bleach now. It can't get any worse right? RIGHT ?!?