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Да какая же это трагедия? Непрерывный разрывной стендап от Гамлета

Currently at the part where Hamlet gains knowledge of the ghost of his father. (Act I Scene II) He's also super emo.

I feel like every one of Polonius' lines are quotable and want to commit them all to memory! Here's one I could use on my own daughters one day when warning of the affectations of those treacherous young men:

POLONIUS
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Do you believe [Hamlet's] 'tenders', as you call them?

OPHELIA
I do not know, my lord, what I should think.

POLONIUS
Marry, I will teach you; think yourself a baby
[cont.]