Status Updates From Horror Movie

So... as I was listening to 'The teens stop walking at the end of the dead-end street, at the mouth of an overgrown path into the WOODS. A pair of TRAFFIC CONES... block the entrance... the path is overgrown and narrow', I had just stopped walking at corner of a street, at the mouth of an overgrown and narrow woodland path, from which I could see a traffic cone that I had unwittingly put up a month or so before. So.

slow start for sure