Status Updates From Bleak House

Wow what a revelation.

It's midnight now and time to close this wonderful book. When I do, I will soon hear the cast of little characters downing tools, getting into their normal clothes, having a cuppa, chatting and laughing. "See how shocked he was when the secret was revealed!!!" - "Wait until he reads what we have in store for him tomorrow" - "Night everyone". The book now falls silent.