Status Updates From Jude the Obscure

Oh?? My?? God?? I had been perplexed as to what the warning from Dr Gill that this book would be truly harrowing was about. I am no longer confused. Presumed someone would die or something but the story was boring and the characters were all annoying and had wildly exaggerated commitment issues so I didn’t think I would care. Wtaf?? Feeling a little in shock.

“Even some of those antiques might have been called prose when they were new. They had done nothing but wait, and had become poetical.
How easy to the smallest building; how impossible to most men.”