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Bruh is Thor fucking stupid why would he leave thinking the king would be poisoned and only he knew about it

Good thing these dreams are so literal

Why is everyone here allergic to just explaining things (except the homie Reece)

How is this baby leopard doing allat

Oh hurray sexual assault. And wtf is this retcon that Thors never had drinks he was hungover like four days ago.

Thor feels a stronger connection to some new thing than anything he’s ever felt in his entire life every other chapter I stg

Man these guys are one dimensional af

Hero complex okay Thor

Bruh these guys switch up on each other so quick

See my question is how tf the energy shield differentiates between big and small threats. Is it literally numbers.

lol why is every hardship fixed in 10 seconds

Thor w the quickest hangover recovery known to man

Why does everyone in this book jump to such strong conclusions immediately. Bro adopted Thor like 15 minutes before and he “already felt like a son to him”?????? Jesus Macgil is a lover

This is insane. How did I not remember this. He showed up - uninvited - was vouched for by royalty, is somehow instant friends w royalty, somehow magically saves the best guy in the kingdom, is adopted by the king, and is insta loved by the pretty princess. Like cannot make this shit up this was one day.

Gary Stu affffff

This book is def trying to be progressive w a gay POV and I suppose it is in that sense for it being written in like 2011 but making him this comically evil isn’t a great way to do that

What in the Gary Stu am I reading rn

My god if tell don’t show was a book

The prose in this is soooo weak

Emo teenage boy argues with a noble gas and kills Clifford the big red lion

I remember these being fun so if they aren’t I’ll be #sad