Status Updates From The Sculptress

the forcing of the love interest is a SNOOZE fest but I’m eating the rest of this up

-“No, he didn’t rape me. My virtue is intact. I defended it with my face.”
- “…wouldn’t it have been more sensible to defend your face with your virtue? I’m not a great believer in fighting over lost causes.”

Now why would you say this lmfao 😭

The coroner’s report actually made me clutch my pearls. Being called fat can’t make somebody that mad