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Hey.... T.T those are my feelings

holy shit man I did not expect this at all—

were this far into the book and Wesley is still making ignorant comments. Yikes

spoilers (maybe) //// wait… was his mom a vampire…

as a library worker I’m appalled at how the (albeit fictional) librarians/library clerks have treated Vincent and other vampires. Libraries are supposed to be for everyone! And it goes against the ALA code of ethics to discriminate 💔

Wesley might be an idiot why does he believe anything anyone working at Vitalis-Barron tells him about vampires

I just met you, things just started to get better.

(Vague spoilers) With how much of vampirism is an allegory for different prejudices, including the microaggressions Vincent endures from everyone around him, how am I supposed to learn to like Wesley when he’s taking advantage of a heavily oppressed minority?

wait…no…please don’t tell me this is what I think it is

No one really knows what you’re listening to when you go on walks…

I did not expect a denial is a river in egypt joke in a printed book and I'm not entirely sure whether I like it or not

SPOILER**

Wesley just killed that bad guy from the pharmaceutical company??? Hello!!?? This is NOT a book where people die what the hell 😭

moje czytanie zostało bardzo szybko zatrzymałem pięciogodzinną sesją nauki na egzamin którego nawet ja nie piszę, ale po nadrobieniu wciąż jestem bardzo confused odnośnie relacji ludzie-wampiry w tym uniwersum