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james
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thirty minutes til the audiobook ends and we’re doing miscommunication AGAIN??? youve gotta be pulling my dick rn aint no fucking way
— Jun 19, 2026 12:21AM
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james
is 76% done
controversially, i Do believe that third act miscommunication CAN be fun / entertaining / enjoyable to read if done right, but MAN is this some fuckin man dick and balls (which is to say, bad, like horrendously annoying)
— Jun 18, 2026 11:18PM
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james
is 73% done
absolutely lamest way to confirm youre dating someone, and trust me i know ball 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒
— Jun 18, 2026 11:02PM
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james
is 68% done
the fact that they havent kissed yet is pissing me off YALL R MOANING AND GROANING ON EO AND I STILL HAVENT HAD THE SATISFACTJON OF A KISS FUCK IT ALL TO HELL
— Jun 18, 2026 09:32PM
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james
is 45% done
i feel like im trapped in a millenial’s tumblr blog this is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Jun 18, 2026 08:17PM
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Lav ♡
is 45% done
Vincent is going to be the only redeeming factor, cause F Wesley...
— Jun 13, 2026 10:13PM
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Lav ♡
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Wait. Come back, you can eat me"...he did not just LOL
— Jun 13, 2026 09:02AM
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