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"However, he unfortunately overestimated his vitality and died during the orgy."

EXCUSE ME? Trying not to laugh on the train

"He had a Wei of starting conflict, you might say."

Horrific pun

NOT ONLY A MAIN CHARACTER THATS THE TO BE BOYFRIEND

Ah I see a main character

So everyone is just watching this arm flop around on the floor while it searches for its own corpse or its next victim... I'm just picturing The Doctor being attacked by a mannequin arm

What does their dominant hand have to do with them losing an arm

I'm sorry did he just strangle himself to death??

"I still gotta find a good man!!"

I am so embarrassed

I'm getting second hand embarrassment

Choking to death on your rage is a new one for me

He said the title of the book roll credits

La censura china nos robó el ver cargado a Wei Wuxian como princesa por Lan Wangji 🥺😩

genuinely what is happening they are just talking for the sake of talking vro

"No one could be worshiped on the divine alter forever. Legends were merely legends."

Wei Wuxian disagrees with this statement (I assume)

So Wei Wuxian is fun at parties - has ghost generals (who allegedly ripped him apart) and annihilated thousands of people

Having a foot note in this gave me traumatic flashbacks to University

"Rejoice, Wei Wuxian is dead!"

First sentence and I am sold

Ja!