Status Updates From A Christmas Carol

“They are man’s,” said the spirit, looking down upon them. “And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware of them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware of this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!”…”Slander those who tell it ye!…”