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"The clown doesn’t care if I’m on a date or attending a funeral. The clown is my id, greedy & impatient & uncaring of the mess it might make in its quest to get off a good joke. To be a real clown, you must accept that it changes you into something hard & occasionally cruel. In order to perfect my art, I must let it swallow me whole. The part that is my authentic self shrinks down so the clown can grow in its place."

"how can I turn this into a bit, I wonder. that's how my brain always chooses to process trauma or grief or anxiety. how can I turn this into something easier to digest? a bite-sized joke would be infinitely more consumable."

Literally me if I was a lesbian clown hunting for milfs at the exotic aquarium store

Omg