Status Updates From Top Secret

“You’re shitting me,” Keaton Hayworth III hisses. “Is this some kind of joke?”
“I don’t know,” I snarl. “Is it? You tell me.”

Now it's getting interesting...

“A... mojo makeover?” I’m so confused right now. “Is that a spa treatment?”
“No!” she shrieks. “I mean sex, Keaton. We’re in a rut. I thought I would suggest a threesome, and you’d realize we needed to put some more effort into the bedroom. You could have just bought sexy handcuffs and edible massage oil.”

This comes along as a light romance story, but it's kinda sad if you think about it. No matter what happens, he will soon realize that the guy he is chatting and sexting with is a guy he can't stand in real life. And to make matters worse, he's so looking forward to making some "socially acceptable" gay experiences by doing that three-way with a hot guy and now his girlfriend wants to cancel it. LOL. Poor Keaton.

This is kind of fascinating. These guys are so far away from liking each other, yet they're sexting through anonymous hook up profiles. I'm just waiting for the moment they realize...

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