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The names in this book make me irrationally angry.

Soooo good! Funny as hell I can’t put it down!

time for a little reread to remember the world before starting book 5

“Griffin? A gift from the Gods? I’d better not tell him that, or I’ll be hearing about it for the rest of my days.”

🤣

“Royals call it the nursery bloodbath. It’s why they have so many kids. It’s like throwing vicious puppies together and waiting to see which ones live. “As the whole family stares at me in shocked silence, I raise my glass in a mock toast. “Here’s to court life!”

i cackled 🤣🤣

“Magnetic gray eyes capture mine. “You can trust me.”
I scoff. “So says the kidnapper.”

😞

“If he doesn’t come back, he’s dead, and his rope won’t work unless someone else claims it. That someone will be me, and I’ll be long gone before we reach Sinta City. “Good riddance.”

🤣i can’t with her

“Because then there’ll be a fight. If I’m lucky, someone will kill you, and I can finally untie this stupid rope.”

🤪

“You handled that hit well. Like a man.”
“Is that supposed to be a compliment? The last thing I want is to be hairy and stupid.”

uhuh 🙂‍↕️