Status Updates From A Horse's Tale

This is quite the innocent, child's story MMark Twain's account from the horse's perspective lends a very humorous look at life as MT is wont to do.
Catherine, the adopted orphan from Spain has won the hearts of every soul in the western fort. Including the soldiers and, especially, Buffalo Bill. The horse, Soldier Boy, who was once BB's horse is now in possession of Catherine..

this is from the horse’s perspective. guess how bored i am