Status Updates From The Wrong Mr Right

It took me a minute to get into this one, but now I’m eating it up.

“Because you need to know what you like by yourself before you can enjoy it with someone else.” My eyes widened. Why did that sounds so dirty? His heated gaze locked in mine before it dropped to my swollen mouth. “And after the date, you’re going to come home, crawl into bed, and touch yourself until you come.” HOLY DOUBLE DAMN! 👀🔥

“Why do you want my copy of Pride and prejudice?” she answered as soon as I called her back. “I want to read it.” She snorted. “Why?”
“I’m curious about it.” I pictured Hannah’s eyes lighting up, talking about it. AHWWW HIJ GAAT DIT LEZEN PUUR OMDAT ZE HELEMAAL WEG IS VAN DIT BOEK! IEEEE 🥹

If I wanted true love, I had to go out and get him. I couldn’t sit in my bookstore with my boring sweaters and wait for him to show up. ~Hannah
NOU DIT IS CONFRONTEREND 😐

Why was he here? He didn’t even know my name. I tucked my hands further into the sleeves of my oversized sweater. “Listen to this part.” Don cleared his throat. ”lady Nicoletta shoved the orc down on the bed with all her might. ‘Give me your seed, orc’” he read in a higher-pitched voice, and Wyatt’s eyebrows shot up. I was going to die, right here in the bookstore. OK…dat is een goeie binnenkomer

"Only in my worst nightmares would I make eye contact with Wyatt Rhodes while a customer read orc erotica to me"

... that is a brilliant opening sentence 👏 👏👏