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As long as the narrator doesn't do the mother or Lydia's voices, it's an easy listen. I like the dual POV. Jane weirded out when he said, "I love you." What modern woman over 25 would run away like that? Literally run away.

I'm trying to get the ebook version since the audiobook narration is so awful, and it pulls me away from the story. The narrator's voice for the mother, and one of the younger sisters is grating and really hard to listen to. Otherwise, it's a light and fun read.

lmao lydia and kitty called the fbi on tristan? that is so funny.

do not fuck in your daddy’s boat, you dirty bitch!

my feelings on this book are so weird because i don’t think i like it but i enjoy how well it follows or changes the story of pride and prejudice.

charlie! finally, i miss you!

i’m sorry. why is darcy telling all of this to george and not charlie? where the fuck is bingley?

kitty - i thought you said he was hot.
lydia - what? you think that’s enough to make me run off and marry the guy or something?

golden! i fucking love this!

amazing that tristan got a non refundable retainer fee but did no work whatsoever and then quit. brilliant!

elizabeth- my sister is in trouble.
darcy - jane?
me - lydia?
elizabeth - no, mary.

damn! they got me!

“this wasn’t one sided anymore. at the very least she didn’t hate him.” — you… you had sex! what the fuck are you talking about? why are you so obtuse?

is emma woodhouse replacing georgiana?

lizzy and darcy surfing is so fucking funny to me.

nevermind, i should shut up.

they’re kissing? i thought this was the rejection scene. this was honestly very unearned.

freddie? what! do all the boys know each other?

george knightley? goddamnit! should i have read the emma one first?

it’s very weird to me that they changed most of the characters names but kept the bennet sisters the same and just shortened fitzwilliam to will. like why is caroline bingley called annabelle pierce? it makes no sense. just change every single name.

tristan cole, that’s sounds too much criston cole for me to trust him.

will is an old child? where the fuck is georgiana?!

yay! they didn’t cut mary!

i like the choice to make lydia and kitty twins. did we cut mary again?

why is bingley’s last name pierce but they are still lizzy bennet and will darcy?