Status Updates From Seduced by a Selkie (Folk H...

look man it sucks to have a family member who's a hoarder but as someone with significant hoarding tendencies I PROMISE it's worse for them

I think if you tell me someone is "fiddling with my thumb like a fidget spinner" you owe me $5000 for the trauma of the horrifying visions you induced

Bro you cannot set this at a lake you made up in the state of Georgia and then act like we're a place where it's easy to get good seafood. We barely have a coastline

I think paranormal romance readers have low standards because idk if any of these commonly highlighted segments are like

Worth highlighting.

They're neither terrible nor amazing they're just kinda whatever

Idk if I'd have used the word fondle to describe fidgeting with the frames of my glasses but go off

Okay it's probably because most of my own selkie characters aren't white but I did not envision Calder as a white man in my head

188 people highlighted a paragraph about how a man reading is sexy.

Why