Status Updates From Queen of the Night (This Is...

"You could be karmically cursing me for several lifetimes."

Sounds awful.

"I've never seen anyone have a nightmare before and it's a scary sight."

"Maybe I'm talking out of my arse. Blake looks as dubious as I feel."

"It's ironic, isn't it? Being surrounded by night, yet finding sleep elusive."

"Your life is already messed up. You don't need me to do that for you."

"The dark looks the same as regular City dark, but I can feel the difference."

"This is exactly what worries me about Shyness... I can't help thinking that the Darkness wears everyone down gradually."

"There must be something wrong with me if I can't keep more than two things in my head at the same time. It's not that difficult."

"Moonbeams want to drag me out the window, but I won't let them."

"Coughing in my ear doesn't exactly equal asking for help. It's amazing how many people don't realise that."

"The scuffed bark around the jungle gym shows a clear path towards the Shyness side of the park. She always drifts in that direction, no matter which game we're playing."

SHUT UP, WOLFBOY. I don't care if I like you in the first book, or that something bad happened when you'd tried to call her, just goddamnit stop being an asshole. I hate it when a character hurts my favorite character who basically does nothing wrong.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT HOLD UP. SIX MONTHS HAVE PASSED? WHAT.