Status Updates From Rabbit Hole

reading this in the morning to ensure i never even give the day a chance

the amount of mickey in this book is too much but i guess it gets the weird psychosexual obsession theme across

WHY does she have to mention her sister’s nipples and pubic hair?! WHY, Kate Brody?! I just…I hate this bitch’s writing. I’m intrigued by this storyline but this author can’t fucking write.

Worth the…urine puddle?? What the fuck does that even mean? She’s gonna piss on the floor when she gets home? Is she talking about the dog? Who the fuck is Kate Brody and who let her write a book??

She said she messaged Mickey, which would imply a PM, but then says someone doxxed her under her reply. So she replied publicly. I hate this author.

She talks about herself like she’s in her 50s now: “puffier, flabbier, older.” Girl, get a grip, you’re fucking 26.

could i please have a crumb of happiness

Ugh, I’m picking apart the book. But I hate when authors don’t pay attention to their own writing. She mentions the single concrete picnic table, and then IMMEDIATELY says that Mickey sits at “a dirty concrete picnic table.” You mean THE picnic table? The one you just mentioned is THE ONLY ONE?

Ha! I was right. It’s Michaela. Teddy is just a fucking moron.

I really don’t understand how she came to the conclusion that Michael A’s name is Michael A when his Reddit username says Michaela, as well as his email: michaela-greeley17. I’d have assumed it was a woman named Michaela. Ya know, because that makes way more sense than assuming it’s Michael A. I get it, he’s probably Mickey, the “boyfriend???,” but Teddy doesn’t know that yet.

“sometimes i just need a steak dinner and skin to skin contact” me lmao

i am really getting the heebie jeebies with all of these books resembling my own life