Status Updates From Pirate Girls (Hellbent, #2)

“Sorry, Dylan,” Thomasin says, wiping off the water under her chin. “But I think I’ll let Kade have his fun, after all.”
“I’ll be fun, too, someday,” she whispers.


My babies are coming home to meee

“Hawke must be planning to take over his parents’ summer camp someday. He doesn’t let anyone on staff have any fun. Even me, and I’m his favorite.
Well, other than Aro.”

Aro the people’s princess iktrrr.

Wait wait soooooo Deacon and Conor had another brother and this is who was texting Deacon ! Sooo Manas is Mr. Bastien ????
This murder mystery has me clutching my pearls

My loverboy made her a mixtape and named it pirate girl 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Kade what the hell do you have in those lockers ???

Hunter and Dylan in the pool house ! Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Jerk.”
“Jackass

I love Madoc and Jared friendship

“All I can say is I’m glad I fell for a guy more like Madoc than like my dad or Jax. Those kinds of tempers aren’t conducive to my personality. Whoever falls in love with Kade will either need to be a saint or have a temper that rivals his.”

My Tommykade pot is bubblinggg 🥘

Not Jared catching Hunter Kade and Dylan in bed !!!let me pray for my daughter real quick

“He used to sneak in and sleep over with you, and I never did that, and I feel you didn’t have the full experience.”
“I don’t think I need it,” I reply flatly.
But Kade yawns. “Everyone should get to sleep with me once.”

Kade Caruthers… you really are your father’s son

“There’s no reason to hate me or to be jealous of me—”
“I wasn’t jealous of you!” he bellows. “I was jealous of her!”

Soooo basically Kade and Dylan were fighting for Hunter’s affection without Dylan’ and Hunter knowing ??? Lololol.

Hunter won the game !
Let’s go Rebels 🥳🥳🥳

“Fucking son of a bitch!” Kade bellows at me.
I grin, out of breath as I lie on the ground.

“Hey now, that’s your mom too,” I tease.
Farrow scores a touchdown”


Screaming

This game is soo scaryyyy

These notes are scaring meeee

Hunter reitering everything that Kade did to him and he just says “I honestly don’t remember but that does sound like me “

Kade you’re too funny

Sooo if Conor is dead .. who is the mystery man that is talking to Deacon ?? And buying groceries for Dylan ???

Yeahhh that hate sex 🚬🚬🚬🚬

“I’m obsessed with you,” he gasps, grabbing my head in his hands, threading his fingers through my hair, and pressing me into the wall next to my door. “I’ve been obsessed with you since we were kids.”


Hunter you loverboy .

“used to think ‘I love him, but I don’t think I like him much,’” I say. “Now, I just fucking hate you.”
And I don’t care that tears fill my eyes or that I see my father on a podium to my left, watching us.
“If you ever impersonate me again,” I growl under my breath, “I’ll beat the shit out of you”

Okayyy bass in voice

Wait wait sooo Kade pretended to be Hunter and write an admission letter , go to the interviews and then withdrew form the only college Hunter really wanted to go to.

Kade just being messy

Hunter and Dylan in the car ! Yeahhh
Also them being each other firsts 🥹🥹🥹

“You fucking Trents love to pick a fight, don’t you?” he spits out.

“And just like a Caruthers, you don’t know how to finish one,” I taunt.”

Right right 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️

Awww Dylan bonding with the girlies 🥹🥹🥹