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“I almost slept with him.”
“Scotty?” My neck turns so fast in Miles’s direction that it pops. “You almost slept with Scotty?”
“No.” Miles makes a face. “I mean, he’s hot, but the last thing I ever want to do is sleep with someone who can say to me, That’s not how your sister did it.”
“Ew.”
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— Jul 07, 2026 09:50AM
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“Scotty?” My neck turns so fast in Miles’s direction that it pops. “You almost slept with Scotty?”
“No.” Miles makes a face. “I mean, he’s hot, but the last thing I ever want to do is sleep with someone who can say to me, That’s not how your sister did it.”
“Ew.”
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