Status Updates From Вярвай ми (Разбий ме, #6.5)

‘you mean to tell me that you like the idea of taking a bath?’
‘how strange. So do I’

‘ella is still lying. it hits me like a blow’

‘disappearing into the distance without a backward glance. without me’
☹️☹️☹️🥹😢 my baby

‘ella thinks i am broken’
☹️☹️

‘postpone the wedding for as long as you want. we can get married whenever you want I don’t care’
MY BABY

‘so you discussed this with everyone? everyone but me?’
‘have you changed your mind? about marrying me?’
☹️☹️☹️ my baby

‘my evening cleared’
☹️☹️

Almost halfway in and this is clearly a cash-grab no one seems to mind..
That is to say, NOTHING of significance is happening. For instance (spoiler) the gang tells warner they have a surprise for him and it's a DOG??? Look me in the eye and tell me this is worth my time, just saying.
Ok I reread that and realised I am not the target audience for this novella :)

‘joy like dew evaporates from my life the moment i begin to trust the sun’
my baby