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Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 99% done
That was anticlimactic…literally.
— Jun 22, 2025 11:42PM
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Nestas Stale Biscuit
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Aw, I wish you had shoved his balls down his throat too Dani.
— Jun 22, 2025 12:05AM
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Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 62% done
So it wasn’t Leo? Was the motherfucker hiding in the closet or something? Maybe Leo did take her to hospital?
— Jun 21, 2025 11:49PM
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Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 50% done
How’d she get to hospital if she was shot in Leo’s room and he wanted her dead?
— Jun 21, 2025 10:34PM
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Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 37% done
“a dick’s a dick and sometimes the closest one would have to do”
😂😂😂 I love Dani
— Jun 21, 2025 02:19AM
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😂😂😂 I love Dani
Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 25% done
He shot her after fucking her? What a dog!
— Jun 20, 2025 11:28PM
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Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 25% done
“infect me with his bastard offspring”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely stealing that one!
— Jun 20, 2025 11:25PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely stealing that one!
Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 23% done
Well this is….unfortunate. I am in the middle of a waiting room and feeling rather *uncomfortable* 👀
— Jun 20, 2025 09:14PM
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Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 11% done
HAHAHAHAHAHA She left him high and dry!
My hero 😍😍😍😍😍
— Jun 20, 2025 08:45PM
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My hero 😍😍😍😍😍
Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 10% done
Nine “itches” 😂😂😂😂
A poorly placed typo in a spicy scene is SO BAD!!!!
— Jun 20, 2025 08:43PM
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A poorly placed typo in a spicy scene is SO BAD!!!!
Nestas Stale Biscuit
is 9% done
The amount of times I have read about balls tightened when book men are horny and I have never thought about fact checking.
Putting that on the to-do list for when I get home this afternoon.
— Jun 20, 2025 08:36PM
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Putting that on the to-do list for when I get home this afternoon.









