Status Updates From King of Nothing

“It was like watching an ice cream come fighting the sun.” 😆

“Holding hands is for children, otters, and elderly couples.”

“Stop agreeing with me when I’m insulting you. You take the sting out of it.” 🫠

“He ducks and bravely nods his head, as if he’s Kanye’s PR agent gearing up for a new day.” 😆

“Porridge is for people who do crossword puzzles in their spare time.” 😆

“I don’t get why this guy’s insults always sound like he’s on a pirate ship.” 😆

“If someone starts something, I’ll be the one to finish it. Unless it’s a marathon. Or a salad.” 😆

Already liking this so much better than the author’s previous work. This character is irrepressibly likeable and understandable without being super annoying or unbelievably egocentric.