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“It was like watching an ice cream come fighting the sun.” 😆
— Apr 16, 2026 06:40AM
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“Holding hands is for children, otters, and elderly couples.”
— Apr 16, 2026 12:33AM
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“Stop agreeing with me when I’m insulting you. You take the sting out of it.” 🫠
— Apr 16, 2026 12:29AM
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“He ducks and bravely nods his head, as if he’s Kanye’s PR agent gearing up for a new day.” 😆
— Apr 15, 2026 07:50AM
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“Porridge is for people who do crossword puzzles in their spare time.” 😆
— Apr 15, 2026 12:59AM
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“I don’t get why this guy’s insults always sound like he’s on a pirate ship.” 😆
— Apr 14, 2026 02:30AM
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“If someone starts something, I’ll be the one to finish it. Unless it’s a marathon. Or a salad.” 😆
— Apr 13, 2026 02:07AM
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Already liking this so much better than the author’s previous work. This character is irrepressibly likeable and understandable without being super annoying or unbelievably egocentric.
— Mar 27, 2026 07:05PM
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