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" My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree."

Pero qué risa

what.

Me when my name is Ernest fr.

" To be born, or at any rate bred, in a hand-bag, whether it had handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decen-cies of family life that reminds one of the worst excesses of the French Revolution. And I presume you know what that unfortunate movement led to? "

Oh the humanity!


Algernon.
(Picking up empty plate in horror.) Good heavens! Lane! Why are there no cucumber sandwiches? I or-dered them specially.

Lane.
(Gravely.) There were no cucumbers in the market this morning, sir. I went down twice.

Algernon.
No cucumbers!

To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.