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Dave Harmon
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" My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree."
— Apr 18, 2026 09:05AM
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Dave Harmon
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" To be born, or at any rate bred, in a hand-bag, whether it had handles or not, seems to me to display a contempt for the ordinary decen-cies of family life that reminds one of the worst excesses of the French Revolution. And I presume you know what that unfortunate movement led to? "
— Apr 16, 2026 04:51PM
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Oh the humanity!
Algernon.
(Picking up empty plate in horror.) Good heavens! Lane! Why are there no cucumber sandwiches? I or-dered them specially.
Lane.
(Gravely.) There were no cucumbers in the market this morning, sir. I went down twice.
Algernon.
No cucumbers!
— Apr 16, 2026 03:51PM
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Algernon.
(Picking up empty plate in horror.) Good heavens! Lane! Why are there no cucumber sandwiches? I or-dered them specially.
Lane.
(Gravely.) There were no cucumbers in the market this morning, sir. I went down twice.
Algernon.
No cucumbers!
Shelby O'Brien
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To speak frankly, I am not in favour of long engagements. They give people the opportunity of finding out each other’s character before marriage, which I think is never advisable.
— Apr 16, 2026 01:51PM
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Shelby O'Brien
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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
— Apr 16, 2026 01:17PM
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If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.
— Apr 16, 2026 12:25PM
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