Status Updates From Nemesis

I’d say this is unbelievable nonsense and ridiculous hyperbole, but I’m afraid a certain idiot would take it as a challenge to be even more over the top stupid! Apparently an asteroid has been deflected to take out the US, but nobody knows which asteroid or where it is despite knowing the exact trajectory, but as it’s clearly an act of war, gonna nuke the folks that weren’t kidnapped to take it out🙄🤬

i love it so far