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“What do I call you?” he said to the thing’s back. “Medley? Me? Unute 2? Franken-B, like Keever? I know, Frankenstein was the scientist not the monster, blah blah. I’ve always been both. Which means you have too, right? How come you’re here? What was it got you up?”

The Life Project had been born of the Glad Project, which was a development of the You’re OK! Project, which was begotten of a merger of refugees from Keep Light and the Yes Group.

B had sometimes, over the centuries, pursued research into subjects that did not naturally light a spark in him—among his seventeen PhDs were those in accountancy, land economy, and food science—but there were other skills at which he had only ever acquired adequate expertise.

Sixty winters gone. Stranger came, fought a bear. Penis torn off. The man’s. This is it (another grew where it had been). I have kept it in honey.