Status Updates From The Bezzle (Martin Hench #2)

‘—ever since I dropped out of MIT—West Coast, where all the computer companies were. I have a pretty good grasp of California plant life—Its reproductive strategy is to drop—heavy, oily leaves around its base—trapped heat—highly flammable oil consummate their tragic love affair and burst into flame,—eucalyptus seedpods need fire to open up—while the ashes of the fallen competing trees enrich the soil with nutrients.’

Loads of profanity