Status Updates From Defiant in the Viking's Bed...

--"So if you have a plan whereby we can sneak past Einar's men, snatch the woman, defeat Hakke's 50 guards & get away to Agder with a whole skin we'd really like to hear it."
--"As a matter of fact I've given some thought to that."
--"Oh, good. For a while there I was afraid we'd have to improvise."

....This dialogue, it hurts my brain. *cries*

Ah yes, vikings that begin a battle with "let's do it" & speak to ladies with "I was referring to the latter part of your statement, not the former." Is it too early to facepalm?

And look! I'm not done torturing myself today, because here's a viking romance! Friends, there are times when you're forced to examine the TBR & ask...why? This would be one of those times. -____-