Status Updates From Een erfgenaam voor de vorst...

An adult woman, who has been married before, doesn't know how to put a condom on? AYFKM? Who is writing this and why are you insisting that women are complete idiots -- she doesn't know how to put a condom on a man? Can't even begin to think it through with her tiny woman brain? This is actually insulting.

This was published in 2023, but feels like it could have been published in the 1800s. I mean... fake monarchies, coups, and so far a pretty boring plot...