Status Updates From Patriot: Meine Geschichte

This is so funny and it's a translation i can only imagine how funny this guy is in Russian!!!!

My takeaway is that Russian prison serves better quality food than American prison. He is actually excited about his food and has halal options. They even have tiramisu

Another Ode to Twitter he is going to tell us how much he loves twitter as many times as Michael Jackson told us he is in love with Diana Ross 😂😂😂😂😂

I can't get over that he is one of the most globally significant people of modern times and left behind this incredibly comprehensive primary source for this moment in history and it's just full of shady comments constantly 😭😭😭 this guy is funny af

Not he was a Twitterhead too!!! Lol he gets it!!!!! I think Twitter users are the cream of society's crop. Personally. Hense he gave his life to save Russia. That level of noble sacrifice in the name of democracy could only come from a Twitter user, not Instagram, not Facebook...

I like how at the core of his being since he was a little kid he's someone who pisses off whoever is in charge LOL. RIP. Also RIP tentatively because I really don't know this guy very well yet so if he's problematic I don't know