Status Updates From The Rival: A Novel

Aw slay, they’re cute.

Ah, FINALLY😍😍😍

Oooh I think things are about to happen🤭🤭🤭

Uh I’m sorry…what the flip…

“And even though I'd sooner launch myself into the sun than admit it, that matters more than anything that's ever come between us. The competitions and the sabotages, the pranks and the fights. Like the gratitude I have for Seb in this moment is enough to push all the hurt of that away, to make room for something else.
Something that's been trying to make room for a long time.”

STOP I LOVE HIM😭😭😭


"Sadie, we have to talk. It's embarrassing how badly you want to be me. Everyone here can see you're trying to cop my style."

"What's embarrassing is how much better I pull it off than you," I counter.
Seb's eyes look me up and down, so fast I nearly miss it. I certainly don't miss the part where he doesn't disagree.

RAHHHHHH

So I’m a Joey hater. I’m gonna need him to back himself up. Please and thank you. You are not who I am here for.

AHHHHHHH I LOVE SEB ADAMS!!!!! AHHHH!!!

Stop I live Betty, she’s so goofy.

“I ran out of patiencr for this fucked-up rom-com vibe of yours about ten smirks ago. Go nauseate someone else.”