Status Updates From Hera

'Hebe comes first. Cherubic, ringletted, her cheeks so rosy and her demeanour so sweet that Hera names her for eternal youth. She nurses the infant on her low couch, the sunlight streaming through her window, a far cry from the sunless cave where Typhon was born. ‘How could a child of mine with Zeus be born so happy?’ she says to Klymene, who can’t come up with an answer, but is devoted to Hebe from the start'