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Sjgomzi
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Undead…undead… undead… undead… 🧟♂️
— Mar 12, 2026 06:56AM
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Sjgomzi
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“Why does everything have to end in fire?”
— Mar 12, 2026 06:36AM
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Sjgomzi
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“I would hate for him not to receive the gift I will bring to him.”
“Are you mad, woman? You will not see the king today, nor ever.”
“Oh, that is a shame, then.”
“And what gift was it that you wished to give the lord of our land?”
“It’s two things, really. I was going to bring him both your heads for your lack of manners.” 🗡️
— Mar 11, 2026 06:21PM
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“Are you mad, woman? You will not see the king today, nor ever.”
“Oh, that is a shame, then.”
“And what gift was it that you wished to give the lord of our land?”
“It’s two things, really. I was going to bring him both your heads for your lack of manners.” 🗡️
Sjgomzi
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“Touch me again, and I’ll show you what else Hyrkanians export—are we understood?” 🗡️
— Mar 09, 2026 10:55AM
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Sjgomzi
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“Well , this is a complete shithole.”
— Mar 08, 2026 12:29PM
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Sjgomzi
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“He felt bewildered by simple social interaction, and all in all, with one notable exception, he preferred the goats.” Relatable, only in my case, the preference would be cats. 😺
— Mar 08, 2026 04:52AM
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