Status Updates From The Curse of the Goddess (T...

why did this have to get juicy at THE END..

the way the Vulcan/Martian kingdom has my last name gnfnfngnmgkgmgh

this doesn’t feel satisfying at all babes

lmao she was BLIND and didn’t trust anyone but Maris to read the reports…about Maris…who she was having suspicions about…ugh

hoooo boy I feel like we could all see this coming but loike it’s def creepy/eerie

okaaaaay Valda's little fantasy of Maris as her bride is cute ngl

if this hoe uses "sluice" ONE MORE TIME in this sex scene I s2g

the sheer amount of metaphors in this one moment is annoying me hkfjgkgkhmhm

I forgot I left off on such a horrible heavy scene 😩😮‍💨😔

yeaaaaa Ifa went way too far with what she said but also lowkey wondering if that was Eris…also I hate how this narrator is pronouncing Eris

ok i hate to admit this but I’m liking Maris/Valda better post-bond gnfngngn

finallyyy the shit we've been waiting for since chapter 1 is here and it's...ok

how did I know the exact dancing scene from Tangled was gonna be in here

yea like much as I side with Ifa she has been insanely disrespectful to Valda like as queen she could absolutely slaughter you where you stand for any of the rude remarks you’ve said loike

Valda can u like take it down 5 notches

and was that a Twilight reference 😂😭

omg nawrrr

“terse kisses” gods this is exactly why their smut moments are just…not good

finally Valda has a lil crash out

LMAOOOOOOO THE TRUTH COMES OUT

gagggg whateverrrrrrrrrrrr Ifa has 10x more rizz than Valda

I'm on Ifa's side...Maris you're lit trally a nepo/quid pro quo hire...loike

Ifa* my b