Status Updates From The Poisoner (The Poisoner #1)

‘i was wholeheartedly, pathologically addicted to her.’

‘call me lovelorn, but i adored this woman completely.’

‘i will cut that smug look off your face and wear it at your funeral.’
lmao

You know when a books not bad but you picked it up at the wrong time that’s what’s going on rn for me I have no interest finishing this but at the same time I’m so intrigued

‘his eyes were wide. i might have actually caught the elusive creature off guard. he glanced at the axe and then back at my face. genuine surprise. “marry me,” he breathed.’

this is crack

‘i wanted to shove her off the bridge, but she might be more upset about the book getting wet than by the sight of me.’