Status Updates From Lumberjack John

How long is it? [flight from Wisconsin to the UK]

"About sixteen hours total, with a layover in New York."

She'd never be a burden - this woman was like sunlight and water to him. Absolute necessities.

But when it gets really cold here, sometimes a shower just won't cut it and you need a hot bath.

He wasn't eighteen anymore, or even the right side of thirty ...

... because the words by themself ...

themSELVES?

No condom?

... her grandmother had traveled to America to sew her wild oats ...

Sow?

"I'd think the Pacific Northwest would be more similar to the British climate. ... I'd guess there are numerous experts in either Seattle or Portland."

"The climate is comparable to Britain and those regions have been salvaged from over-logging. But they haven't dealt with recovery from complete environmental disaster the way this area has."

Oh, my gosh. Here we go again. Let me guess - forced proximity because they're trapped in his cabin by the snow storm?