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Planning to finish this tomorrow. It’s not a perfect book, like I just pointed out a continuity issue, but if you’re into the horror and cult stuff, like I am, it’s probably everything you want

Okay. So far, this book hasn’t had any major continuity issues, but

Earlier, it was explained that Angels force people to drown their children
But here on page 308, there’s a woman cradling a baby

I’m going to assume she’s just an exception to the rule for some reason, maybe they’re running out of child soldiers? It just feels like a glitch in the worldbuilding

Autism realness, we love to see it

A yeet reference? In whatever year this is? More likely than you think

Nothing more romantic than doing some crafting with your crush, surrounded by dead cultists, while your face rots off :)

This is nauseating to me, 10/10

…I think there was an embarrassing typo in my previous note

“Vengeance is mine, I will repay, salty the lord”
KILL THEM BENJI WHOHOOOOOOOO

GO GET HIS ASS BENJI

Again, not the time to be finding a new partner for Benji, but now that we know more about Nick. He is definitely less evil than Theo

Okay, he’s LITERALLY puking out his actual organs now. I am frightened

So, we officially have bigger problems than Benji’s terrible taste in partners