Status Updates From The Nightmare in Him

“I don’t see how people need to be ‘warned’ about them,” said Anabel. “It’s not like such books are offensive.”
“But there should be a whole separate subcategory for them,” Hattie insisted. “Like . . . fade-to-black-sex romance. When I pick up a romance novel, I want to know in advance if there are no raunchy scenes. I’m all about the raunch.”