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As the bear, stormed through Edgar's flowers and labyrinth. Mean!! Jesse can feel them. She felt how angry Austin was. But IH saw that he chose Jesse to protect. And that y'know, he can be trusted.

Stretch marks, no aches and pains. She got it. But still peed a lil after jumping up and down. Lmao
Niamh was mad to get her boobie back lmao
Jesse came upon the dolls and a life long nightmare began. She wanted to blow up the doll room. I cannot. Austin texted that he was unsure about the dolls coming to life and taking her out. Idiots. I love this series so much I can't. :) they had to bury the bodies. Austin

Sebastian as Eliot or himself? Was standing near the house. Blew Jesse a kiss that said that sometimes u need a nudge. See ya! Weirdo. Jesse was too tired til deal, but didn't feel threatened. He called the cops re noise? Rude. Austin was very unhappy getting tied to them. They got stronger magic and youthful energy. Mr Tom can do flying easily. Edgar turned into the flies. 700 yrs old? Jesse wanted her boobs up, no

Also Austin got shot sometimes. Jeez. The baddies were not happy w him killing their ppl he gave them a choice and only maimed some. His bro was gonna help. Austin went through it!

They went to Austin's cabin. Where it was a secret. He had to tell Mr Tom. He will have her back. He stepped up when a fox shifter was messed w. Things aren't as bad now
He could feel useless. He will follow her. Niamh and Mr Tom discuss how he is acting like an Alpha w mate without the emotions. Jesse will take the magic. Gotta plan.

IH told her that she should take the magic and help the elderly. And herself. She will be stronger than anyone. Mr Tom says that she will be a gargoyle. Fly. Jesse is like, cool! She is deciding whether to take it.
Mr Tom warned that if Eliot Graves wants the town? Not even Austin can save them. Again- Sebastian!! Fucking hilarious

Maybe stamina and strength. But not youth. He kissed her in gratitude over her kind words. Jesse wasn't mad, but again, nope. Def from Austin. Friends to lovers slow burn over here!! She wakes up to a person and shadow wraith in the house. She called Austin. Nimah got informed by Edgar. They called Austin too. She got into a sack and Mr Tom flew them away. Badly. Lnao. She saw Edgar riding Niamh in her Alicorn body

Austin fills her in on the what what. How he is afraid to have a mate, as the anger and jealously are still there. How his ex played him. Niece made him stop fighting her dad. Bro helped him. 5 years ago, he bounced. Jesse can save the others w youth. Mr Tom is wicked old. She saw him shift. Edgar got old and kicked out. A lot of info dumps. When Austin gets old, he will get challenged. Jesse doesn't want youth.

Hilarious that they all fear Jesse jabbing them in the eye cos Edgar got it. Austin was wary when he saw J w silver. Showed her that it's real silver by burning his hand. Then took her to a wine tasting w a were- rat to show her the truth. He warned her that suitors will come around to get her magic. He doesn't want a war to come to the town. Neither was ready to date. He can see why IH likes her. Mr Tom disguises

Worth it. Nuamh will come out to play. Mr Tom always wanted to be Tom lol they plan in showing her the spn. She needs to understand.
So. Damn. Funny.
Thugs knew Austin. His rep. Niamh was pale reading the card
She spied Austin tensing too.
Hilarious given Sebastian.

Austin is 42. Mr. Tom went to talk to Niamh. He wants the Magic. She would love to remain the same. Niamh threw rocks at him. Lmao. Jesse explores the house. Orbs let her spy. Austin showed up hoping she would fail. Sad face. She found rhe doll room lmao
Runs. Gets accosted by two mages. Sebastian got wind. Eliot Graves.
Edgar bit her. She poked his eye lmao. They all discuss the house, magic, threats, Jesse is

It. Austin texted her. Edgar creeps up and sees that she can call him just Austin. J took N rocks lmao
Mr Tom took blame. She gave them to Austin lol. He scattered them around town. She was afraid to tell Austin about the trio. What if he thought it was fine???
She goes off to explore.

Side. Paul is a bartender and N is a terror to him lol.he is a werewolf. Or a shifter. N was all about that life of taking men home and having Edgar deal w it if she looses a bet. Lord. She pushed Paul to get some confidence, focus on her not scared. Austin helped him. Jesse is hilarious. Ready to throw down. Tells Austin about toxicity. She then sees Edgar dragging Niamh dude. He was gonna eat him??? J stopped

Jesse and Austin meet. Both were teasing. We meet her enemy Saqush. He was rude so Austin hit him. Kicked him out. Jesse Informed Austin that shit is toxic, yo. Nimah explained the role Austin played, how the town knew each other. She got DRUNK af w N. Stumbled away. Auston and N disagreed on what to do if H is picked. He didn't want a ruckus in town. Already dealt w others. He wants to protect them. N is on her

I think she gets one when the magic zaps them. She felt old. And looked it? They chat about Jesse being freed from Matt etc. Niamh was ready to take down Austin, if they needed too. Interesting that Austin was presented as scary and a problem. I get it, but weird. They all just jumped right in w the magic stuff. She is like, wtf? If she saw Mr Tom w his "cape" does this mean he nekkid? He had on a tux. Hm.

Austin really didn't want the magic opened. What would the trio do to stop him from stopping it.
Mr Tom took her to the room that IH picked out for Jesse. He talked out loud to IH, so Jesse thinks Mr Tom is nuts lmao. She goes to hang w Niamh at the bar. Edgar now. Lmao they got lost as kids in a labyrinth. Jesse found them out. Edgar says he made it more difficult now lol. Niamh had breast cancer. Lost a boob

I don't need to hear J pee! Lordy.
Niamh now- awe Edgar knew that Jesse was the heir. They did find the heart of the house. Edgar watched them and knew. N is pushing 400, Mr Tom is so old he should go already, Edgar is old as dirt. Thats why he cray. I think her alicorn is her knocker? Awe. Niamh wanted the magic to stay gone. Too old. Seen too much. The trio would be called to protect J. She sounds tired.

A rock at Mr Tom lmao. Don't eat the sandwich and drink the tea, guess. It's her job to give Jesse the key. Niamh understood Jesse is the fit. Diana's aunt Peggy isn't the heir and was sad. Jesse thinks they are all nuts lol. Gives her an envelope. Tom had no master for a while. Lazy, says N. She remembered Jesse from the trip. She saw that J had to be dragged away. Peggy thought maybe Diana was the one.

IH told her to wait. Not time yet. Oops, her name is Diana lmao. She loves scary stuff. Whelp. She wanted an adventure. Whelp. Great Uncle Earl is the butler- let go from England job cos he scared the kids. Aunt let him stay there. They joke he is afraid to die. Mr Tom is very low key and dour. Niamh Murphy.. she had the key. Mr Tom lamented about the uncrowned Alpha is enough for now to keep them safe. N threw a

Hi, Libby!!
I love KF. She had Jesse tear off a poster of Brad Pitt her old room ceiling. She ranted about how much he sucked. Get it! What ever happened to Denise, her bff??
Cat is her mom! lol
My lil fren is in this, but is he the "baddie"? They thought Edgar was a vampire lol they were ten. Denise hated Ivy House. Not Jesse. Her aunt needed a new person to live there. Jesse saw some crystals that power IH? Huh