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I am sorry but the Gargoyle lore drop was stupid. I actually said wtf out loud while walking in public.

The narrators are doing a lot of the heavy lifting. They are fantastic.

So those things about women are not wrong but it feels a bit preachy?

I mean... I assume it is mainly women who read this and we sort of know these things (I hope).

Or maybe it was just clunky written and that is why I notice it so much.

I am a bit surprised at just how much i like this story. I do think the performance of the narrators have a lot to do with it.

Okay, new favourite mini-trope unlocked.

Explaining the magical world to someone not-magical.

Magical house! Magical house! Magical house!

Jesus Christ Mister Tom. Way to be morbid as fuck lol

Lmfao Brad Pitt is getting his ass dragged through the mud by this MC 😆

As the bear, stormed through Edgar's flowers and labyrinth. Mean!! Jesse can feel them. She felt how angry Austin was. But IH saw that he chose Jesse to protect. And that y'know, he can be trusted.

Stretch marks, no aches and pains. She got it. But still peed a lil after jumping up and down. Lmao
Niamh was mad to get her boobie back lmao
Jesse came upon the dolls and a life long nightmare began. She wanted to blow up the doll room. I cannot. Austin texted that he was unsure about the dolls coming to life and taking her out. Idiots. I love this series so much I can't. :) they had to bury the bodies. Austin

Sebastian as Eliot or himself? Was standing near the house. Blew Jesse a kiss that said that sometimes u need a nudge. See ya! Weirdo. Jesse was too tired til deal, but didn't feel threatened. He called the cops re noise? Rude. Austin was very unhappy getting tied to them. They got stronger magic and youthful energy. Mr Tom can do flying easily. Edgar turned into the flies. 700 yrs old? Jesse wanted her boobs up, no

Also Austin got shot sometimes. Jeez. The baddies were not happy w him killing their ppl he gave them a choice and only maimed some. His bro was gonna help. Austin went through it!

They went to Austin's cabin. Where it was a secret. He had to tell Mr Tom. He will have her back. He stepped up when a fox shifter was messed w. Things aren't as bad now
He could feel useless. He will follow her. Niamh and Mr Tom discuss how he is acting like an Alpha w mate without the emotions. Jesse will take the magic. Gotta plan.

IH told her that she should take the magic and help the elderly. And herself. She will be stronger than anyone. Mr Tom says that she will be a gargoyle. Fly. Jesse is like, cool! She is deciding whether to take it.
Mr Tom warned that if Eliot Graves wants the town? Not even Austin can save them. Again- Sebastian!! Fucking hilarious

Maybe stamina and strength. But not youth. He kissed her in gratitude over her kind words. Jesse wasn't mad, but again, nope. Def from Austin. Friends to lovers slow burn over here!! She wakes up to a person and shadow wraith in the house. She called Austin. Nimah got informed by Edgar. They called Austin too. She got into a sack and Mr Tom flew them away. Badly. Lnao. She saw Edgar riding Niamh in her Alicorn body

Austin fills her in on the what what. How he is afraid to have a mate, as the anger and jealously are still there. How his ex played him. Niece made him stop fighting her dad. Bro helped him. 5 years ago, he bounced. Jesse can save the others w youth. Mr Tom is wicked old. She saw him shift. Edgar got old and kicked out. A lot of info dumps. When Austin gets old, he will get challenged. Jesse doesn't want youth.

Hilarious that they all fear Jesse jabbing them in the eye cos Edgar got it. Austin was wary when he saw J w silver. Showed her that it's real silver by burning his hand. Then took her to a wine tasting w a were- rat to show her the truth. He warned her that suitors will come around to get her magic. He doesn't want a war to come to the town. Neither was ready to date. He can see why IH likes her. Mr Tom disguises

Worth it. Nuamh will come out to play. Mr Tom always wanted to be Tom lol they plan in showing her the spn. She needs to understand.
So. Damn. Funny.
Thugs knew Austin. His rep. Niamh was pale reading the card
She spied Austin tensing too.
Hilarious given Sebastian.