Status Updates From English Carols and Scottish...

WAIT A MINUTE.

JILL STENGL.

MOTHER OF ANNE ELISABETH STENGL???

Author's Note states that "her daughter, Anne Elisabeth, created the kitten pen-and-ink drawing for 'A Right, Proper Christmas'" whattttttttt.

"Miss Charlotte," Dan called, "unless you wish to see a man without a shirt, you'd best come no farther!"

screaminggggggggg what is this dialogue !!!!

"...I consider her fair game."

"She's [not] 'game.'" Malcolm detested Zachary's coarse appraisal of the fairer sex. "And she's more woman than [you] could ever handle."

Ahahhaahahahah but you just said earlier that she BELONGED TO YOU ????

"Malcolm had hoped eventually to regain Rachel's trust, to woo her, and one day, the good Lord be willing, to marry his bonnie shepherdess. That was always how he'd pictured her. As his."

Ahahhahahaha !!! (Gross!!!)