Status Updates From Hera

'Hera has brought down Titans; she has married her enemy and dedicated her life to poisoning his; she has birthed the greatest monster the world has ever seen; she has been the bane of mortals who have displeased her. A scourge of impudent gods and heroes alike, she is worshipped by scores of women who look to her to be a bastion of strength'

'With Zeus so relentlessly grinding her down - alternately boasting about his victims and deceiving her, always reminding her that she cannot leave but it will be torture to stay - she needs something to occupy herself with, something that reminds her of how powerful she is. Zeus needs her too.'