Status Updates From The Saint of Heartbreak

Oh no Im so bought in…. Cuddle scene yesssssSSSSSS

Tbh, I’m not very fond of the sex scenes but I can mostly ignore that.

I do think some of the language takes me out of it though. Fuck, cock, ect. Kinda breaks up the flowery prose- it’s really a problem with The Devil. Then again, I can read that as- he is a timeless being.

I can’t believe I’m actually having so much fun with this.

I mean, it’s batshit, but yknow? Hell yeah, brother.
I love The Devil, he is so insufferable and fun at the same time.

Ignoring the incest-y bits.

I like this look at hell too :))

If the chance comes for redemption or damnation, Judas will choose Yeshua over the Devil every time, no matter how many times the Devil lets him cry against him.

— I’m not crying and feeling bad for Satan. You are.

So far? Brilliant! Best bible fanfic (affectionately) I’ve ever read. Also: could it be that Lucifer is an unreliable narrator?

Meet me in Hell’s circle of lust where we have Knight Tristram as a consent coach and Helen of Troy as therapist or something so no one does anything they don’t want to do in Hell :(

Good lord I don’t know if I can do this… does it get better at some point?? 🥲🥲