Status Updates From Sanctuary of the Shadow (El...

Called it - they banging! Dude doesn’t know ANYTHING but he can pleasure a woman. Ugh this book is losing my attention now

From first kiss to THERES ONLY ONE BED in 18 pages. Nice. $10 says they bang and then he murders someone

So far this reminds me of every Mary Sue fanfiction I read in the mid-2000s. He’s dark and brooding and mysterious and I HAVE TO RUIN MY LIFE FOR HIM OKAY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.
First kiss on page 111? Seriously?
This is not well-written but at least I’m intrigued enough to continue

I honestly think the 1-2 ⭐️ reviews are fake at this point. This isn’t awful. It’s not a masterpiece but come on

I’m starting to see it now.
The writing is childish for the two MC’s supposedly being 60+ and centuries old.
The amount of times facts get repeated is becoming really annoying.

I still don’t hate it, but I see why the strong opinions are there.

Okay maybe I’m crazy because I still don’t hate it. Don’t get me wrong, it’s no 5 star read so far, but I’ve read worse

I don’t hate it? I feel like it has potential

Honestly not expecting this to be great.
I’m going through my physical TBR currently, and this one was next.
Let’s see how it goes!