Status Updates From The Heart in Winter: A Novel

Just because you’re a writer with a gruff voice, does NOT mean you should narrate your own audiobook.
Kevin Barry, your writing is hilarious and lyrical, but your reading is dull and lifeless.

“He massaged the horse’s legs with an expert set to his mouth as if he knew what the fuck he was doing”

This book is so much funnier than it needs to be, and unfortunately the guy doing the audiobook is not getting the vibe (somehow it is the author).

i was so confused at first. maybe because i didn't know a single thing about this book. after reading a review, i started getting into the plot and characters. but two chapters in, this whole affair thing has thrown me off guard already.

“She was all gussied up like a five dollar turkey”.