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'I don't understand,’ said the Dean pathetically, ‘I simply don't understand what these people want.’ It was clear that in his mind Sir Godber's eloquence had elevated or possibly debased him from an individual to a class.
‘Their own way,' said the Senior Tutor bitterly.
'The Kingdom of Heaven,' shouted the Chaplain.

Then the Senior Tutor spoke. "This is outrageous,” he shouted. "The statutes are out of date. The position of the Master is a purely formal one.”
“I admire your consistency,” snapped the Master. “As the upholder of outmoded traditions you should be the first to congratulate me for reassuming powers that are a legacy of the past.”

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‘It would appear to me,' said the Dean, 'that we have already dispensed with such formalities as we are used to. I can see no virtue in ridding ourselves of the few that are left.’