Status Updates From Rainforest

god this man is grinding my gears. his only redeeming quality is that he’s kind to insects. that’s it.

what kinds of spirits has this man unleashed (he deserves it)

surprise surprise, all the white men in this are awful awful people. I’m mortified!

is J.C. gonna get killed?! I feel it in my bones

dear lord don’t resurrect this poor woman leave her in piece. the fact you’ve already stolen one of her sentimental ‘talisman’s’ that was covered in her hair was creepy enough.

so you’re telling me he’s been stalking this poor woman? and harassing her with letters? yeah simon corbett deserves whatever is coming to him

okay update simon corbett is an unbearable narrator and when he ends up killed or worst in this ‘older forest’, it’s his own fault. the blatant homophobia, racism and arrogance that sinks itself into his narration is grinding! just ‘some indian’ dying should’ve surely been enough of a sign to not venture off from the group?! let’s see where this goes….

another bug obsessed protagonist thinking the jungle will heal all his mourning for his dead wife?! sign me up