Status Updates From The Rom-Commers

I haven’t experienced this kind of second-hand-embarrassment in a whilee

“Sorry, ex-wife” I GET IT. THEYRE DIVORCED. IM BIT STUPID YOU DONT HAVE TO MENTION IT ALL THE DAMN TIME

“I stepped closer to the table and took it in. Sushi, sandwiches, spring rolls, samosas, pizza, pastries, fried chicken … it was all there, and then some”

Would’ve worked on me i guess lol

“And I found myself wondering, as we hit some turbulence and I white-knuckled the armrest, if maybe dreams were better off never trying to become reality.”

I hope not, girl ☹️