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Shae
is 60% done
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I stg these parents are a pair of wet biscuits. Utterly useless. Three kids. THREE. And they’ve managed to lose ever.single.one because they can’t remove their asses from their own sphincters.
— 17 hours, 21 min ago
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I stg these parents are a pair of wet biscuits. Utterly useless. Three kids. THREE. And they’ve managed to lose ever.single.one because they can’t remove their asses from their own sphincters.
coco savage
is 69% done
Rachel is actually a horrible person. And she should have just left her husband if she couldn't deal with what he did to their family. And Finn is just as bad.
— 18 hours, 4 min ago
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Shae
is 60% done
I wanted to give Rachel the benefit of the doubt but she’s just straight up awful. She’s a terrible person and I’d love it if someone rocked her right in the jaw.
— 22 hours, 19 min ago
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dward
is 46% done
These two know they could just divorce, right? Like they don’t need to stay together. Especially since one is gay. Right?
— Oct 03, 2026 07:42PM
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